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Punography
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Punography

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I'm reading a log about anti-gravity . I can't place it down.

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What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes uncivilized four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it winner me!

Ruptured pencils are pointless.

I tried to board some fog. I mist.

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England has no kidney bank, but it does entertain a Liverpool .

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I dropped away from of communism domain because of lousy Marx.

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